The History of Frutzieland
Welcome to Frutzieland… This diminutive duchy is the hereditary home of Frutzie the Deranged. It has long been the playground of the snobby, slightly pudgy, ice cream loving citizens of the greater Frutziverse, and is renown as place of great mental anguish. Many who visit wish they had never come at all. Frutzenberg, the capital of Frutzieland, is a little known floating city about the size of a winnebago which originated in Malaysia. Since its foundation in 1377, Frutzenberg has grown like an amoeba on steroids thus flourishing into the Frutzieland we know and love today. The current location of the floating land of the Frutz is unknown, but it was last seen sauntering southward towards Australia.
Biography: Frutzie Von Frutzenberg
Grand Duke Frutzie ‘The Deranged’ Von Frutzenberg Esq III
Born to the great family Von Frutzenberg, Frutzie III was a sedate portly child. He enjoyed much lazying about, ice cream and durian in his youth which has influenced the direction of Frutzieland under his rule. Having faced the darkest years in Frutzieland history, the terrible ice cream shortage of 1745, Frutzie has redeveloped the primary industries of Frutzieland to largely deal in ice cream and durian (and in particular durian ice cream). With these industries running strongly, the future of all Frutzians seems secure, and so Duke Frutzie has spent the majority of his last few years involved in his passion of martial arts. This passion in martial arts began with his discovery of durian ice cream. The large amounts consumed aided in the developing of a great ‘hara’ he carries today… and the natural progression was of course to start weilding sharp pointy katanas. Today, Grand Duke Frutzie can be found enjoying life in Frutzieland. He is often found waving around a veritable amoury of assorted weapons whilst holding on to a waffle cone topped with durian flavoured ice cream. His loud reverberating chuckle can be heard throughout the kingdom and all within the realm look foward to seeing the beloved pudgy ‘hara’ plodding through their neighbourhood.
