As Requested…

Well… as requested by N the Pirate…

Here is what happened leading up to and after the tummy tap (ala Barry Hall) on Twisty (aka Matt Maguire)…

Ok… so Twisty was on the offensive, and indeed the photo does make it look like he’s been doubled over by my immense tummy tapping prowess… but to be honest, he is doubled over in annoyance with himself more than any damage I inflicted upon him.

Anywayz… if any of you guys do feel inclined to believe a lie… well… I pummelled him to within an inch of his life!

 

NOTE: the photos are a bit weird cos they are from the mpeg taken… and my screen capturing technique is bodgie… 

Just a few pics from yesterday morning…

        

We didn’t end up doing knife stuff… actually… us lazy gits got to Old Man Happy’s place and had a coffee and a yarn for an hr and a half before we realised Happy had to leave for work in 20 minutes! So we had a few rounds outside unarmed and here are just a few little happy snaps. We didn’t go very hard at things, was actually a little restricted as neither of us had any gear so we were unwilling to strike at the head. Ended up taking things really lightly and will prob go a bit harder next time since Twisty bought a pair of gloves today! All we need now are some helmets! I must say… I would have been told off for not committing to my strikes today. Oh well… fortunately I wasn’t doing kung fu or anything… just messing around… Sifu would hang me if I was using kung fu to ’spar’…

Soy Ice Cream

For anyone who has ever eaten Soy ice cream… I think most people find the taste fairly vile…

HOWEVER…

 I had this chocolate ‘So Good’ branded one for the second time tonight… and it was pretty damn good me thinkst! Not a hint of that ‘Soy’ goodness… Ahhh…. Soy is really only good when it’s processed with way too much sugar, ala chinese soy milk…. if not… it taste terrible! or shall i say… it doesn’t really taste of much!

Anywayz… just thought I’d fill people in on this miracle regular tasting soy ice cream… big thanx to the big G! for his introductions and I met his lovely new daughter Tanah tonight, she is an absolute cutie! Good thing she looks like her mother and not you though! hehehehe… thanx for the yarn… and if you feel the need to read my book on the toilet… just don’t tell me next time! I’d rather not know! hehehehe…

 

Like a kid in a candy store…

No… it’s not another ice cream post!

This morning, we be planning ye olde crossing of arms… dueling… pistols at dawn… actually.. it be a good old knife fight! WOOHOO!! Twisty, Old Man Happy and I are planning on belting each other senseless with some knives, machetes, sticks etc. (of the training variety of course)

AHhh… hitting ppl… all in the name of ‘learning’… it’s fantastic!

I’ll fill you in on all the nasty painful bits when I get back!

We’ll be thinking of u N ya big pirate! I’ll say hi to Twisty for ya whilst he collects one up the side of his head!

Wooo Saaa….

Ok… I’ve calmed down now after my little emotional spike. Really, some people are really, really trying… I understand now why some people are doomed to be alone! (No, not because they smell, although that is a problem) but, because no one can stand being around them for extended periods of time once their true personalities emerge! Is a little patience, tolerance, consideration too difficult for these people? Obviously so… These people are so negative about everything… people are against me, I can’t do this without the right circumstances, I’m not appreciated… really, if you need to be pat on the head and rubbed under the chin to feel approval, then you are a lost caused! Behaviour like that makes me want to give you a flea collar and some schmakos…

I really need to hang up my boxing bag and stand some where… I could really go a few rounds on the bag right about now. I guess I’ll just have to stick to other means of stress relief… back to my deep breathing…

Wooo Saaa… Wooo Saaa… Wooo Saaa…

Friggin Butterbean!

Yet again I have had it reaffirmed to me that the Butterbean is… I believe the technical term is, a ‘Douche Bag’… How is it that someone enjoys victimizing themselves and declaring that EVERYONE is against them day after day, week after week… get over it! People frankly do not want to waste their time to care about you and your insecurities! If some one has inadvertently eaten all the durian under the belief you have had some, does not equate to them having to have EVERYTHING their way! Also… There has got to be something fundamentally wrong with a person if they CANNOT sleep with any sort of lights, ANY sort of sound… actually… cannot sleep if EVERYTHING is not THEIR way! Mate… stop victimizing yourself! YOU are the spoilt little F%#ker that has to have everything your way! People have to make sure they don’t upset you in fear of you SCREECHING irrationally and then ranting and raving! Frankly your delusional accusations of people wishing for you to begone are becoming more and more real!

Of course people will favour others over you if you insist on being a big tw@t!

Grow the F%ck UP! And don’t make Durian the excuse for ure self pitying! if u have issues, then have issues… if it’s about Durian… step off… go buy some more you friggin tight @rse!

Getting stabby…

So… I went to training tonight (Training meaning Booj tonite)… and didn’t train in Booj. Just annoyed people for awhile and watched on as the theme tonight seemed to be some sort of knife defence training. However, Twisty seemed to have talked his way into doing a bit on knife vs knife training. Anywayz… this got me a little more interested, and when the night finished and all the people cleared out, Twisty and I had us a knife fight! WOOHOO!!!

Was quite educational… and the correlation between the particular stance for knife work and unarmed is not massively different. Quite a good exercise to keep everything compact and tight… also good for reflex movement and distancing. I guess the mindset is slightly different than for unarmed fighting though… but the way it teaches commitment to the strike and some controlled aggression is useful… especially for those who don’t have that mentality normally. Fits in well with the aggressive nature of YJQ. Will make further inroads and investigation on Thursday morning!

Anywayz… was a bit of fun and I must thank the ice cream eating pirate N, for our introduction to the world of floro… (albeit our version is very half @rsed in comparison).Twisty and Myself would very much like to encourage you to take a few more visits to Mr Floro!

A pointless ice cream related post..

:News Flash: 

I was informed this morning by my good friend, AFP secret agent N, master of Glock-Fu, that he indeed enjoyed some ice cream recently… quote: “It was great ice-cream. Vanilla with raspberries in syrup and chocolate topping. Mmmmm.”

That’s some high quality ice cream work going on there N you crazy Pirate!  

Welcome to Frutzieland v2.0! For your safety please keep all appendages inside the carriage.

It’s ALIVE!!! IT’S ALIVE!!!!

well… that’s what I would rant and rave if I was indeed trying to reanimate a hodge podge of various body parts into a living breathing slightly deformed person… but since I’m just over excited about my new home on the internet… well… you guys get my drift…

Anywayz… stay tuned for more bizarre ramblings from my deranged mind…

Now time for some ice cream….